croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(Source: billylaskaris, via seedy)

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eh whatever it’ll be fine me right before making a horrible decision (via meloetta)

(via geniusbutafreak)

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netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via fake-mermaid)

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4thalbum:

marriage dude: do u take this person who is not a member of 1d to be your husband

me: i guess :/

(via sunshineonacl0udyday)

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coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

(Source: jaiquanda, via fake-mermaid)

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