theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Q: You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?


well no one else is gonna do it

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my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 


this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

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why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

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Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened

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the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

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